*enjoy because I'm taking the next month off. Completely!
We're All Girls Here!
the 5 yr. old found an insert to my bikini top and proceeded to explain to Tiny that "those are boobs". They both lift up their shirt and discover NOTHING. Then the 5 yr. old proceeds to explain, "we don't have boobs. Only mommies have boobs that HANG DOWN." (emphasis added)
hang down? HANG DOWN??? that's it, forget paying off the credit card debt--I'm gettin' a boob job! TOMORROW!!
Mental Note About Making Christmas Cards:
(spare the husband all the details!)
"honey, if you ask me one more opinion about paper--or ribbons--or--Christmas cards in general...I'll be gay! Please! MAKE.IT.STOP."
Hours of Fun, but Damn the Copyright!
I got this website from Vegas Princess, and I've found yet another way to ignore my need for sleep and engage in online entertainment!
Follow the link to turn yourself into a Southpark character. SO.MUCH.FUN. It's like playing dolls when you were little--you know the cardboard dolls with the paper clothes and tabs?
Only much, MUCH better!! (kinda makes the make believe cussing-like-a sailor paper doll more realistic, don't you think?!)
I Love Google!! --all roads lead to happiness or the Little Miss (either way, really)
"Today's Inspirational Thought"
"Erika for Busted Tees"
"Ok to Pee in the Pool"
Gee...Why the Hell NOT?!
Safety and Security: For the safety of our guests, everyone must go through the security checkpoints before entering the aquarium. Security teams will oversee the bag checkpoints before entering the aquarium. Security teams will oversee the bag check procedure. Coat and bag checks are available. First aid is available courtesy of _____ Hospital, located on the first floor. No guns, knives, lighters, matches or fishing poles are permitted inside aquarium.
*you know they had to add "no fishing poles" to the list because a) some dipshit tried it or b) some dilbert in management decided to get a laugh.
What a FUN Memory!!
Ms. Jae sent this link to me, called Crocodile Hunter has met his match!! (vs. Ross the Intern of course!)
It's a fun way to remember Steve, and it provides a few minutes of pure entertainment!!(something that Steve truly cherished!)