I'm sorry to admit, but the time has finally come.
I had to have the "it's not ok to fart in front of your brother's speech therapists during a grown up planning meeting at the kitchen table" talk with my four year old.
...you should have seen the disappointment in her eyes.
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I can handle the farting, cause my four four year old always ends it with "oops I just fluffed" - courtesy of her big old tattooed dad. Fluffed? Who says that?
ReplyDeleteMine has all of a sudden decided she is going to boycott wiping after using the bathroom, and is perfectly fine walking around in shitty drawers all day! Oi!
well I think we all have to have the talk with someone at some point in time..Top of this wonderful friday morning to ya!Today you get to ask me 1 question and I will answer
ReplyDeleteit to the best of my ability. Go ahead,
ask me a question, anything at all.
Theres an awful lot of gasiness going on around here too. My husband mostly and my daughter secondly. When I was little my parents told me to say "I shot a bunny" Strange but funny. Anyway, I felt compelled to share my farting stories too.
ReplyDeleteOh how I hate having to have those talks. They just don't understand why it was okay before and now they begin to realize, maybe growing up isn't so cool after all.
ReplyDeleteFluffed...lol
ReplyDeleteMy daughter, who will be 4 in October, always looks at us, smiles and says excuse me and sometimes we laugh with her and it's fun. She calls it "tootles" thanks to her aunt, my sister.
Yeah but if you have the talk with your daughter then you need to have a talk with yourself. LMAO
ReplyDeletemy husband calls them barking spiders... another reason i hate spiders... I'm associating it with the smell of death and pickles which occasionally comes out of my loves hole.
ReplyDeleteblink. blink. blink. It's *not* okay?
ReplyDeleteWe had this talk with our Big Guy(5)... Not so much fun, especially when he says - but Papa and Uncle J do it!
ReplyDeleteNytro, we call them barking spiders as well. We also say we stepped on a duck.
ReplyDeletehey - our family calls it fluffing too.. small world!!!
ReplyDeleteit sounds so much more pleasant, and just makes me think of one of my favorite songs.
holli, what song? "Fluff the Magic Dragon?"
ReplyDeleteAnd Kelli Belly, how sad is it that I woke up at one a.m. giggling because of your "shot the bunny" remark! LMAO!!
ReplyDeleteLittle Miss - it's PUFF the Magic Dragon.. LOL!!
ReplyDeleteNo - Little Fluffy Clouds.. of course?
Great - now when Faith learns the Puff song, I'll be thinking about gas.. LOL.
Oh the fart talks. Gotta love them. My 2 year old son likes to fart and blame it on others and acts REALLY disgusted.
ReplyDeleteThen my baby (7 months) farts and it scares him. Some times he looks around thinking "who did that"
My girls who are 8 and 5 will fart and think nothing of it and go about the day. I tell them hey fart in the bathroom. I like to breath fresh air.
My kids call farting pooting or they say pooted. I don't know where that came from.
Dani, I am laughing about the 7 month old baby...that just kills me! I can just see it..."what the hell was that?! Whah!"
ReplyDeleteaw, crap. now I've got the giggles. It's WAY past my bedtime!
Jesus..lol I saw ur comment from faiths post and i thought i would join the posting. As a guy, farting was a thing to do when i was younger..lol well i wont get into that.. but i am in iraq so check out my blog! See ya
ReplyDeletenow that i think about it - my little fluffy clouds song may be tainted. little farty clouds?
ReplyDeleteafguy, welcome and let the good times roll!
ReplyDeleteand holli, I prefer "fluff the magic dragon."