Thursday, November 30, 2006

Leftovers NaBloPoMo-style

Here are a few posts that were um, leftover--ones that simply didn't make the cut.

*enjoy because I'm taking the next month off. Completely!


Maybe.
Probably not.
I may have a problem.


I may need a 12 step program to get me through the withdrawls of noblomoshit...
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We're All Girls Here!

the 5 yr. old found an insert to my bikini top and proceeded to explain to Tiny that "those are boobs". They both lift up their shirt and discover NOTHING. Then the 5 yr. old proceeds to explain, "we don't have boobs. Only mommies have boobs that HANG DOWN." (emphasis added)

hang down? HANG DOWN??? that's it, forget paying off the credit card debt--I'm gettin' a boob job! TOMORROW!!

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Mental Note About Making Christmas Cards:
(spare the husband all the details!)

"honey, if you ask me one more opinion about paper--or ribbons--or--Christmas cards in general...I'll be gay! Please! MAKE.IT.STOP."

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Hours of Fun, but Damn the Copyright!

I got this website from Vegas Princess, and I've found yet another way to ignore my need for sleep and engage in online entertainment!

Follow the link to turn yourself into a Southpark character. SO.MUCH.FUN. It's like playing dolls when you were little--you know the cardboard dolls with the paper clothes and tabs?

Only much, MUCH better!! (kinda makes the make believe cussing-like-a sailor paper doll more realistic, don't you think?!)

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I Love Google!! --all roads lead to happiness or the Little Miss (either way, really)

"Today's Inspirational Thought"
http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=%22today%27s%20inspirational%20thought%22&meta

"Erika for Busted Tees"
http://www.google.com/search?q=erika%20for%20busted%20tees&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&start=20&sa=N

"Ok to Pee in the Pool"
http://www.altavista.com/web/results?itag=ody&q=%22ok%20to%20pee%20in%20the%20pool%22&kgs=0&kls=0

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Gee...Why the Hell NOT?!

Safety and Security: For the safety of our guests, everyone must go through the security checkpoints before entering the aquarium. Security teams will oversee the bag checkpoints before entering the aquarium. Security teams will oversee the bag check procedure. Coat and bag checks are available. First aid is available courtesy of _____ Hospital, located on the first floor. No guns, knives, lighters, matches or fishing poles are permitted inside aquarium.

*you know they had to add "no fishing poles" to the list because a) some dipshit tried it or b) some dilbert in management decided to get a laugh.

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What a FUN Memory!!

Ms. Jae sent this link to me, called Crocodile Hunter has met his match!! (vs. Ross the Intern of course!)

It's a fun way to remember Steve, and it provides a few minutes of pure entertainment!!(something that Steve truly cherished!)

11 comments:

  1. Way to go out with a bang! (hehehehehe I said 'bang')

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  2. Anonymous9:52 AM

    Awww Paper dolls with tabs.. Such good memories of the tab ripping off and me sitting for hrs taping them onto the dolls. Then to see that I had to rip the doll up in order to get the tape off.. Ok I need a drink!

    Ps.Don't stay away too long. You know you'll miss us! ;)

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  3. That was entertaining:0) Now my husband will be starved for my attention because of these fun links.

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  4. Anonymous12:43 PM

    I may need a 12 step program to get me through the withdrawls of noblomoshit...

    Try meditating. I'm trying that now. But I need a lot more practice. ;)

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  5. PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE!

    I think I've watched that video about 10 times. CAN'T.GET.ENOUGH!

    PINEAPPLE!

    Off to MSN to see if I can find it. The powers that be block YouTube here. Don't think I can wait until I get home. I need a good giggle.

    PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE!

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  6. WHAT?! A whole MONTH with no Little Miss?!!!!!

    I find this completely unacceptable, you know.

    Who else would find a place to make yourself into a southpark character??!

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  7. P.S.

    The boob thing completely cracked me up.

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  8. Yea! I got a link! I loved making my South park character. I decided if I have the time I am going to make a whole series of them. It is just so much fun!

    Please don't go any where. I would miss you.

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  9. UM, these SLOPPY leftovers are getting OLD.

    you spoil us for A MONTH... then, BAM. NOTHING! I.DON'T.THINK.SO!

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  10. Anonymous11:16 AM

    Yeah I agree with Ms. Jae - you can't leave us now! COME BACK!

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  11. Yeah, mommy boobs hang down, aka african boobs. blah.

    you can't stay away. you won't stay away.

    hey - when are you visiting family again around here? me needs to knowsie?

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Oh come on-- the least you can do is say HELLO!! You didn't come all this way to turn around and walk away, did you? DID YOU??