Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Duuuude- you could TOTALLY put your weed in there!

yes. i am high. for the past couple of weeks, my mom has been updating my house (and recruiting my help--it is MY house, after all). we moved beds and furniture. we painted. we cleaned. we ran errands like hurricane katrina was about to knock on our door. did i mention we *pained? and moved lots of furniture? it was INSANE (and totally wonderful all at the same time). only now i have acute muscle spasms near my spine and say things like "grrr", "ouch", "dammit", or the typical "uuuuggghh!!" throughout my day. how do you spell throughout? never crossed my mind until now. i took Soma about 45 minutes ago and i should be in bed sleeping it off. but this is WAY more fun. I had a shot at urgent care and happy drugs to take away the pain. it has been exactly 4 hours of pain free drug induced mommyhood. life is better through these twisty glasses. anyone want to borrow a pair? i have extras. just ask.

i love you all. peace out my friends. peace out.

btw, this is for you. thought i'd share the love.

*Freudian slip, i guess. so sad.

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Sorry to have missed you...

Hi! You've reached the house of Little Miss, et. al.
So sorry we missed you.
Nannie is in town (aka my mom, aka the missionary)
and all is right with the world.

Please leave a message and we'll get back to you
as soon as we can.
Thanks and Have a Great Day!!


Friday, May 04, 2007

And the HITS just keep on-a-comin!

Now Tiny girl is sick, as is the boy. I took them both into the clinic to discover (are you ready for this?!) the beginning stages of pneumonia!! WHOOT. The little generators kept their beds warm all night long, coughing and talking in their sleep...

They'll get better just in time to give it back to Sweetie; then she'll give it to Daddy; then back to me and round and round we'll go. Whoo hoo.

Here's a pic from last night though...Tiny is an absolute angel when she sleeps!

**********UPDATE saturday night*************

too late! Sweetie has been screaming in pain for a good part of the day (and sleeping the rest). I took her to urgent care and discovered her acute ear infection has returned, as well as the extremely high fever and the anxiety she so graciously expresses---

*I just might be spending more time online than ever before.

Either that or you can find me passed out on the floor amongst 1+ sick kid(s), used kleenexes, dried vomit, ear drops with a sticky lid, children's Motrin and Tylenol that has spilled while trying to draw up 10mL of syrup at 3 o'clock in the morning, damp washcloths now starting to smell like mildew, sweaty blankets, the trusty rectal thermometer, cough syrup, and inhalers that cause my children to literally climb the walls---

m-i-c-(c-ya real soon!)-k-e-y-(why? because we love you!)---m-o-u-s-e!
mickey mouse. DONALD DUCK! mickey mouse. DONALD DUCK!
...delirium is good fun, you should try it sometime.