Wednesday, November 01, 2006


Or whateverthehellyouwannacallit! I woke up with cramps radiating down my legs. DOWN MY LEGS! No wonder I have been an uncontrollable bitch lately. My uterus was about to fall out!!

And if we're "done having kids", then why the hell must I be cursed with such excrutiating pain and mood swings every month until I'm 60? WHY?

So this post just seems so appropriate for the beginning of NaBloPoMo

add to that Mother-----oh, no wait,
I've decided to stop swearing.


  1. What? Why do you have your period? I haven't gotten mine yet, and I'm ALWAYS first.

    F**k that!

  2. I'm there with you on the mood swings and Halloween gas! I get both. Maybe because I eat too much of it. Sorry about your cramps :0(

  3. My stomach balloons outward like a mo fo before my period exclamation points me, just to scare me every month that I might yet again (I already have three kids, ages 5, 3 and friggin' 2) be knockity-nizz-knocked up, fo shiz-oh. Your posts are off the hiz-ook. Channeling some serious ebonics on the West sy-eed and feelin your MoFoBloNa pain. Keep the daily posts coming, sista.

  4. Ug. So sorry about the cramps.

    I'm always surprised almost every month.

    It's amazing.

    How long have I had my period now? TWENTY YEARS and I still go, "OOOOHHHHH...NOW I know why I was such a hellious bitch yesterday!"


  5. Give up the no cursing. I tell you - just give it up! Except around the kids. I enjoy your potty mouth posts way too much. (good plan, keep a bad habit to entertain Holli.. pftz!!)

  6. I get cramps like that too.....well used to. I had an IUD put in about 2 months ago and my periods are wonderfully short and very little pain now. But my knees and femur bone used to kill me during my period, not to mention my hips too! Hope you are feeling better soon.


Oh come on-- the least you can do is say HELLO!! You didn't come all this way to turn around and walk away, did you? DID YOU??