Friday, August 05, 2005

Ok Damn Dog

1) Get OFF the Table! You are a DOG, not a cat, not a human...but a DOG! A canine!

2) Don't sit there on the couch chewing on something every time I turn my back and pretend that I don't know. Don't look at me with those houndpuppy eyes and think that I don't know that you're "secretly" chewing on nemo, or cookie monster, or a LittlePeople noah's ark animal!

I HEAR YOU.

7 comments:

  1. Boy, I bet that scared her.

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  2. my dog fishes pieces of asparagus that we didn't eat last night and just leaves them around the house. apparently, she knows what it would do to her pee and knows better... she just likes to let me know that she could do it, if she wanted to.

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  3. That picture reminds me of that episode of Mad About You where Murray was on the table like that & Paul just says, "Well, this is different."

    Our husky sued to do that all the time. Drove me crazy!

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  4. My dog would be scarfing down the playdoh. He eats anything that belongs to the kids. He knows he rules this house :)

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  5. So, does your dog spend much time reading your blog? Do you really think this is an effective means of communicating with her? Just wondering...

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  6. lol...our dog couldn't do that if she wanted to! lol

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  7. Oh Jeff, as opposed to communicating with YOUR WIFE on MY BLOG?! C'mon, buddy.

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Oh come on-- the least you can do is say HELLO!! You didn't come all this way to turn around and walk away, did you? DID YOU??