1) Get OFF the Table! You are a DOG, not a cat, not a human...but a DOG! A canine!
2) Don't sit there on the couch chewing on something every time I turn my back and pretend that I don't know. Don't look at me with those houndpuppy eyes and think that I don't know that you're "secretly" chewing on nemo, or cookie monster, or a LittlePeople noah's ark animal!
I HEAR YOU.
Friday, August 05, 2005
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Boy, I bet that scared her.
ReplyDeletemy dog fishes pieces of asparagus that we didn't eat last night and just leaves them around the house. apparently, she knows what it would do to her pee and knows better... she just likes to let me know that she could do it, if she wanted to.
ReplyDeleteThat picture reminds me of that episode of Mad About You where Murray was on the table like that & Paul just says, "Well, this is different."
ReplyDeleteOur husky sued to do that all the time. Drove me crazy!
lol...our dog couldn't do that if she wanted to! lol
ReplyDeleteOh Jeff, as opposed to communicating with YOUR WIFE on MY BLOG?! C'mon, buddy.
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