Yes, in fact, I hear one-year olds can do it too.
If I *heard* the story right, then I'd say when the mommy went in to get the baby from her crib this morning, there was an awful stinch. Upon approaching the monkey in her cage, the mommy noticed turds flung about in random fashion, smeared on her blankets and stuffed animals. And upon further examination saw the flat and bumpers covered with urine.
Once the animal was out of her entrapment, the mommy noticed no diaper...ANYWHERE. Now, if the monkey had a diaper on last night when she went to bed, and there was (obviously) NO SIGN of the said poo catcher in the morning, then where in the hell was it?!
eye witnesses say the monkey just brought the mommy an empty banana peel. (My guess is that it's with the diaper.) I blame Barefoot for this.
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sorry sometimes I get carried away with my imagination
ReplyDeleteWow... I'm so not ready to have kids! I'll just live my motherhood through your stories... will that be okay?
ReplyDeleteSure Nytro, I don't mind.
ReplyDeleteYour imaginary friend deals with poop alot, Maybe she knows Fred from Drop Dead Fred!
ReplyDeleteThat was a GREAT movie!
ReplyDeleteIt's because we're all made up, Lady Luck. You probably aren't even real.
ReplyDeleteJust ask Belle.