Sunday, August 28, 2005

Leftovers



So, I got this idea from soapbox.SUPERSTAR (Saturdays Sundries) ...and decided it's a great way to share my *LEFTOVERS* with everyone.

*little snipits not worth an entire entry, but worth saving as a draft for the moment you think it might possibly become blogworthy...and after weeks of no such luck,stumble across the perfect way to have your cake and eat it too. Yum, cake. I love cake. *

Can You Tell Me?
I hate it when I put something important in a "safe place" so I won't lose it, only to find out that I can't remember where that safe place is.


Quote for the day...
Adam Carolla (sp?) said, "my body is so hairy that wiping my ass is like getting peanut butter out of shag carpet."


Why I Hate Pull-ups # 41
When you take off the pull-up (even if you tear the sides instead of pulling them down), you roll it up, set it aside, and continue to wipe and change the bum. Makes sense, right?

Ha! The Pull-up has no fasteners to keep it from UNROLLING! And when it does, you can bet there will be rollie pollie turds all over your hardwood floors. Then you must get a pooperscooper (tissue) to go behind the Pull-up (waste of money) that was supposed to go behind the butt (cute little thing anyway) resulting in too much work!! Potty training sucks.


Good To Know #58
It's always a good idea to make sure there is a valve secured tightly in the sippy cup BEFORE giving it to your baby.


Today's Laugh...
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9 comments:

  1. THE SHAG CARPET THING IS JUST GROSS, LITTLE MISS... BUT I ESPECIALLY GET GROSSED OUT BY GI BLEEDERS THAT THROW UP IN THE ER & ON ME TOO...LOL

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  2. Is it just me or does it sound like Adam Corrolla and the Pull-Ups people are really missing out on some marketing possibilities here?

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  3. Omg - do you know with my short-term memory loss problem that me putting things in a "safe place" is well known to be the worst thing i can possibly do. i usually just have to tell people where i put important things.

    are you all okay - i realized from your comment that i don't know your location, but you must be close to the hurricane. :(((

    crazy people - that could mean anywhere in the world.

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  4. yea, seriously... are you safe from the hurricane?

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  5. Pull-ups are the worst... I don't know why we use them, well I do, but you know what I mean...Potty training is awful.

    I always put stuff in a safe place, but I seem to forget the location of the safe place, and different stuff has a different safe place. I think I need a room in my house, that has a door labeled safe place, for all of this important stuff, but then I'd forget about that too!

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  6. Pull-Ups are the devil's diaper - I hate them too. They were not too bad with my daughter - but leak constantly with my son.

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  7. ahhhhh!!Adam corolla has always cracked me up...i used to listen to him when he started in cali on KROQ radio station with dr. drew

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  8. good lord, I wish our suppers looked like that.

    Going through pull-up hell right now too. TRYING to potty train and failing miserably.

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  9. Okay, I realize that you wrote this days ago, but I have found a semi-solution to the pull-up/potty training problem. I got those Huggies Convertable diapers. They have stretchy sides like the pull up s, but they also have tabs like diapers. They are more absorbant than diapers which could be a pro or a con depending on your point of view. But they do solve the poop issue, which is also my main complaint about pull ups.

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Oh come on-- the least you can do is say HELLO!! You didn't come all this way to turn around and walk away, did you? DID YOU??