I have no idea what's going on today! Either it's too damn hot outside, and our A/C can't keep up, or it's just HOT IN HERRR...and we have to call Mr. Barefoot to come rescue us!
Serioulsy, I'm all but birthday-suitin' here (and trust me, that's NOT a pretty site). My kids are all taking their naps in a diaper or underwear only, and my dog just did THE MOST D-R-A-M-A-T-I-C "oh, I fell over from pure heat exhaustion, must have water and die" flop to the floor. She's now panting like a sick sealion in heat (no, I've never heard a sick horny sealion, but if I did, I bet I know how it would sound.)
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go sit in a bathtub full of ice to cool off, as my greatest fear of living in the South is slowly coming to pass...
NO A/C...OH THE INHUMANITY! THE PAIN!
are any of you feeling me here?! THIS IS TORTURE! IT'S HOT. I NEED A SHOWER. I NEED A SWIMMING POOL. I NEED A HAIRCUT. AND WHY DOES MY LIVINGROOM SMELL LIKE THAT?
the heat is really gettin' to me. send reinforcements. fast.