I have no idea what's going on today! Either it's too damn hot outside, and our A/C can't keep up, or it's just HOT IN HERRR...and we have to call Mr. Barefoot to come rescue us!
Serioulsy, I'm all but birthday-suitin' here (and trust me, that's NOT a pretty site). My kids are all taking their naps in a diaper or underwear only, and my dog just did THE MOST D-R-A-M-A-T-I-C "oh, I fell over from pure heat exhaustion, must have water and die" flop to the floor. She's now panting like a sick sealion in heat (no, I've never heard a sick horny sealion, but if I did, I bet I know how it would sound.)
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go sit in a bathtub full of ice to cool off, as my greatest fear of living in the South is slowly coming to pass...
NO A/C...OH THE INHUMANITY! THE PAIN!
are any of you feeling me here?! THIS IS TORTURE! IT'S HOT. I NEED A SHOWER. I NEED A SWIMMING POOL. I NEED A HAIRCUT. AND WHY DOES MY LIVINGROOM SMELL LIKE THAT?
the heat is really gettin' to me. send reinforcements. fast.
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Is your A/C not working? I have a heater on my feet because it's so cold in my building. And usually when I'm home I have to have a blanket because Bob likes the house temp to be close to the artic.
ReplyDeleteI sent them, they're coming, just hang in there Little Miss, hang in there.
ReplyDeletefyi...standing with the Refrigerator door wide open feels REAL nice!
ReplyDeletereal nice.
just me... you're just mean!! lol!
ReplyDeletemy swamp cooler went out a few weeks ago... we're too cheap to fix it and just hang out in the basement. how cool are basements!!!!
basement, what is this word you use?
ReplyDeletethat's right... they don't have those in the south, do they?!?!?
ReplyDeletepoor things.