Where else can you buy retro belts, music, purses, storage containers for all of the munchkins' crap, bottled water, air fresheners, towels, shoes, batteries, picture frames, hotdogs and yogurt...all the while pulling your kids around in a buggy made for three munchkins, snacking on grilled cheese sandwiches, freshly baked pretzels, fountain Pepsi, and applesauce...?!
A trip to Target is like a trip to Disneyland...in my book.
My current list of favorite things: SUPER TARGET
the portrait studio, freshly baked Otis Spunkmeyer chocolate chip cookies, 1 hour film processing, the pharmacy, bathrooms large enough to fit an entire buggy of munchkins inside while my four year old has "an emergency", baby necessities, samples of french bread, and a Starbucks. What more could a girl ask for?!
See Spot. Save.
I hear you...(P.S. just don't ever wear a red shirt and khaki pants. That is... unless you want to get asked repeatedly where to find the tampons or a StarWars Water Blaster. )
Behold the power of Mandi IN Target!
ReplyDeleteWatch out, here she comes. Watch out boy she'll chew you up!
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I feel you on your love for Target. I'm always like "um, honey let me know when you put the check in, I need to get baby stuff." and a shirt, and a toy, and a magazine, and...the list goes on.
ReplyDeleteWhich is exactly why I no longer refer to Target as "Target" but now call it "The Hundred Dollar Store". I can go in there for gum and end up spending almost exactly a hundred dollars everytime. Target=heaven.. Wal-Mart=hell.
ReplyDeletelol! MY last trip to Target was...you guessed it, $99.88 (some people call that a lack of self control...I call it talent)
ReplyDeleteTarget it a wonderful place! And I've even worked there (twice). Of course I had to quite (twice) due to excess spending! They might have well just put our paychecks onto the target gift card because it was going right back into the store.
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