Saturday, July 23, 2005

"Do You Have A SuperSavers Account With Us?"

I am so sick of grocery stores and their stupid supersaver, fresh values, slim pick'ns whatever discount cards. Do I WANT to give you my personal information (address, d.o.b., first born child AND bloodtype) just so I can save $.30 on a can of diced tomatoes?! I don't think so. Just give me the stinkin' groceries and ring it up at the advertised price!

Besides, I can think of better things to do with a piece of cheap plastic than to place it on my key ring, like shoving up your........."go to bed, little miss, go to bed, put the keyboard down, and forget this ever happened...."

shhhhh, that's better.

12 comments:

  1. THEY ALWAYS PISS ME OFF WHEN I HAVE TO PAY MORE THAN THE PEOPLE WITH THE CARDS, SO I TELL THEM I USE THE COUNTER CARD, IE THE COMMUNITY CARD. THE CHECKOUT PERSON JUST LOOKS AT ME IN DISGUST BECAUSE I DON'T FOLLOW THE RULES, & SWIPES THE COUNTER CARD..LOL

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  2. I don't know what it says about me, but I don't have any problems giving them any information they want to save $.30. It's probably not really news to anyone that I can be bought, cheap.

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  3. Ah very FUNNY!!
    I hate those sons a bitches :)

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  4. Plus the plastic is do damn cheap it falls off the key chain and you've lost out!

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  5. Very funny memory. I have a 3 year old son who thinks it is ok to poop in the lake. Our fellow beach goers don't think it is so funny.

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  6. I hate those cards too. Figure that Walmart will do that soon enough.

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  7. When you said another use for a cheap peice of plastic... the first thing I thought of was a condom. Shows you where my head is right now. (And, yes, I know that condoms are latex... it's just been one of those days!) I don't even bother with the cards anymore... I just give them my phone number and voila!!!... I save like five cents a trip! Totally worth it!

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  8. I refuse to give em the info myself....I fet enough junk mail....I don't need theirs as well.

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  9. I feel compelled to tell you that you don't have to give them ANY personal identification at all. By law, they MUST let you have a discount card under an anonymous account. And, no, I don't work for any of the major food store chains. But, I do follow the ACLU news. Just a thought.

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  11. oops, I meant to say, thanks to steve! I'll definitely make a note of that.

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Oh come on-- the least you can do is say HELLO!! You didn't come all this way to turn around and walk away, did you? DID YOU??