I am so sick of grocery stores and their stupid supersaver, fresh values, slim pick'ns whatever discount cards. Do I WANT to give you my personal information (address, d.o.b., first born child AND bloodtype) just so I can save $.30 on a can of diced tomatoes?! I don't think so. Just give me the stinkin' groceries and ring it up at the advertised price!
Besides, I can think of better things to do with a piece of cheap plastic than to place it on my key ring, like shoving up your........."go to bed, little miss, go to bed, put the keyboard down, and forget this ever happened...."
shhhhh, that's better.
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Plus the plastic is do damn cheap it falls off the key chain and you've lost out!
ReplyDeleteVery funny memory. I have a 3 year old son who thinks it is ok to poop in the lake. Our fellow beach goers don't think it is so funny.
ReplyDeleteWhen you said another use for a cheap peice of plastic... the first thing I thought of was a condom. Shows you where my head is right now. (And, yes, I know that condoms are latex... it's just been one of those days!) I don't even bother with the cards anymore... I just give them my phone number and voila!!!... I save like five cents a trip! Totally worth it!
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ReplyDeleteoops, I meant to say, thanks to steve! I'll definitely make a note of that.
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