I am so sick of grocery stores and their stupid supersaver, fresh values, slim pick'ns whatever discount cards. Do I WANT to give you my personal information (address, d.o.b., first born child AND bloodtype) just so I can save $.30 on a can of diced tomatoes?! I don't think so. Just give me the stinkin' groceries and ring it up at the advertised price!
Besides, I can think of better things to do with a piece of cheap plastic than to place it on my key ring, like shoving up your........."go to bed, little miss, go to bed, put the keyboard down, and forget this ever happened...."
shhhhh, that's better.