Monday, July 25, 2005

I've Learned My Lesson

I have killer cramps! Tylenol, Ibuprofen, nothing comes close to easing this pain. I've tried everything! Nothing seems to be working.

Last night I decided to do something about it. I still had some Percocet leftover from when I had my wisdom teeth excavated from my jaw...so I took one, just half. (Felt a little guilty about self-prescribing a narcotic, but whatever, I was hurting so bad!) Just as the medication was beginning to take hold, the room started to spin.

Uh-oh! I felt like I was going to barf! Oh crap! (And this coming from the only drug that my stomach could tolerate!) Needless to say, I spent the whole night tossing and turning on a waterbed atop a tiny skiff out on the ocean waves during a tropical storm, and NOT in a good way!

...and ALL THIS WHILE STILL FEELING AS THOUGH MY ASS WAS GOING TO COMPLETELY FALL OUT !


Ok, Ok, I get it. Stop toying with me. I'll dispose of the narcotics, just please...no more lessons.

5 comments:

  1. If you're going to throw them out, just be kind enough to let me know where you are throwing them...

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  2. ha ha ha..i'm so sorry i got enjoyment from reading about your suffering ;-)

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  3. jeff, blue garbage can under the carport...and you're in luck because Nate forgot to take out the garbage today.

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  4. Throwing out good pills like that is just WRONG! Instead of feeling guilty when you took it, I say: ENJOY THE RIDE!!

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  5. Thats the worst. I would rather have the pain then the feeling of having to barf.

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Oh come on-- the least you can do is say HELLO!! You didn't come all this way to turn around and walk away, did you? DID YOU??