Thursday, October 19, 2006

Let's Remove One Day of the Week, Shall We?

Looking back or posts past, I realize all bad things happen on Monday!!

We need to band together and publicly denounce Mondays from every week. From now on, it's Tuesday-Sunday, six days a week.

No puking. No car accidents. No insurance claims or debts. No end to the weekends. No Monday morning blues. NADA. NILCH. ZIPPH.

Hey, I can do this. I fired a day last year, now we only have 364 days...And you know what? It worked, because we lost daylight savings time too! HA. Bite me.

p.s. here's an awesome link from Loralee.

15 comments:

  1. Here is my very favorite "Monday" thing in exsistance. Actually, it is just one of my favorite things, period! (sorry the link is long. I suck at HTML and can't do the cool linky thing everyone else seems capable of!)

    http://www.hallmark.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product|10001|10051|646864|-102001;11446;-102034;92055||P1R14SO|ecards

    ReplyDelete
  2. drat. It cut off. Sorry

    ReplyDelete
  3. screw it. I can't get it linked either! If you read Loralee's post, I think you'll all agree that she got my blog sick.

    wash your hands before leaving.

    ReplyDelete
  4. http://loraleeslooneytunes.blogspot.com/2006/10/nurse-betty-to-rescue.html

    copy and paste, I suck at html too.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Lets try this again. I am actually going to attempt some HTML so if I blow up your blog I apoligize!!!

    MONDAY

    ReplyDelete
  6. WOO HOO!!!!!

    YOUR BLOG IS CURED! IT IS A MIRACLE! HALLELUJIA N'STUFF!

    (The link is seriously funny. Especially if you work in a cubicle. My sister does and she recorded this thing on her cell phone so she could listen to it and cheer herself up. Let it go for awhile...it gets even funnier!)

    ReplyDelete
  7. Send the petition to me....I'll sign it!

    ReplyDelete
  8. I LOVE THIS LINK!! Seriously, I've listened to it play for like...15 minutes (for the THIRD time today)and just CRACK UP!

    thanks loralee!!
    ; )

    ReplyDelete
  9. but then wouldnt tuesday take its place

    ReplyDelete
  10. We can remove NO DAYS from the week. Then I would have even LESS time to get my life in order!!! (she says... laughing, knowing very well that this. is an IMPOSSIBLE TASK!)

    ReplyDelete
  11. I vote for Fridays, they're currently kicking my ass!

    ReplyDelete
  12. Yeah pretty much any day that I work is kicking my ass, so I vote we only keep Sat & Sunday. And Sunday is iffy since I have to get up at 8:00am and then deal with (5) 3 year olds for 2 hours.

    ReplyDelete
  13. I totally agree. Especially considering I'm over at my parents since they shut off my electricity first thing on Monday.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Then it's settled, sign me up for a week of Saturday's! Who's starting the petition?

    ReplyDelete
  15. Thank GOD because I can't stand mondays. Someone needed to make this stand.

    Also, the time change hoo-hay. Let' sdo away wiht that, too.

    And can we do something about my two year old? Since you have the power to ban a whole day, let's make her magic and sleep and not throw tantrums every OTHER day of the week.

    Sweet.

    ReplyDelete

Oh come on-- the least you can do is say HELLO!! You didn't come all this way to turn around and walk away, did you? DID YOU??