Looking back or posts past, I realize all bad things happen on Monday!!
We need to band together and publicly denounce Mondays from every week. From now on, it's Tuesday-Sunday, six days a week.
No puking. No car accidents. No insurance claims or debts. No end to the weekends. No Monday morning blues. NADA. NILCH. ZIPPH.
Hey, I can do this. I fired a day last year, now we only have 364 days...And you know what? It worked, because we lost daylight savings time too! HA. Bite me.
p.s. here's an awesome link from Loralee.
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Here is my very favorite "Monday" thing in exsistance. Actually, it is just one of my favorite things, period! (sorry the link is long. I suck at HTML and can't do the cool linky thing everyone else seems capable of!)
ReplyDeletehttp://www.hallmark.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product|10001|10051|646864|-102001;11446;-102034;92055||P1R14SO|ecards
drat. It cut off. Sorry
ReplyDeletescrew it. I can't get it linked either! If you read Loralee's post, I think you'll all agree that she got my blog sick.
ReplyDeletewash your hands before leaving.
http://loraleeslooneytunes.blogspot.com/2006/10/nurse-betty-to-rescue.html
ReplyDeletecopy and paste, I suck at html too.
Lets try this again. I am actually going to attempt some HTML so if I blow up your blog I apoligize!!!
ReplyDeleteMONDAY
WOO HOO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYOUR BLOG IS CURED! IT IS A MIRACLE! HALLELUJIA N'STUFF!
(The link is seriously funny. Especially if you work in a cubicle. My sister does and she recorded this thing on her cell phone so she could listen to it and cheer herself up. Let it go for awhile...it gets even funnier!)
Send the petition to me....I'll sign it!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE THIS LINK!! Seriously, I've listened to it play for like...15 minutes (for the THIRD time today)and just CRACK UP!
ReplyDeletethanks loralee!!
; )
but then wouldnt tuesday take its place
ReplyDeleteYeah pretty much any day that I work is kicking my ass, so I vote we only keep Sat & Sunday. And Sunday is iffy since I have to get up at 8:00am and then deal with (5) 3 year olds for 2 hours.
ReplyDeleteI totally agree. Especially considering I'm over at my parents since they shut off my electricity first thing on Monday.
ReplyDeleteThen it's settled, sign me up for a week of Saturday's! Who's starting the petition?
ReplyDeleteThank GOD because I can't stand mondays. Someone needed to make this stand.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the time change hoo-hay. Let' sdo away wiht that, too.
And can we do something about my two year old? Since you have the power to ban a whole day, let's make her magic and sleep and not throw tantrums every OTHER day of the week.
Sweet.