Sunday, February 19, 2006

So the other night...

I had some awful (REALLY AWFUL) gas. I was on my way out the door, and I heard my husband walk into the bathroom and say, "Sweetie! (to the four year old) Did you forget to flush?!" And I just rolled on the floor!! I was laughing so hard I may have wet my pants. Okay, well I probably peed a little bit and had to change my underwear. But the greatest part was I farted in the bedroom, in the BACK of the house...and somehow, my husband thought it was the bathroom that got all funked up. And better yet--that it was my daughter who did it!!


FYI: I have been a SAHM since my oldest was born, and I'm slowly getting my foot back in the door. Today marks the end of my first work week since becoming a mom. I have put in over 40 hours with all of the training and shifts I've covered. Once I am proficient in my responsibilities, things will slow down a bit, and I'll be down to less than 20 hours a week. Until then, I remain the lab's bitch. I miss you all, and will chat with you soon!


p.s. two words my spell check had to learn today: farted and funked

11 comments:

  1. Going back to work must be hard. I just became a SAHM mom and am going to start working some evenings and weekends.....when I look for a job! ;-) Good for you!

    I wish there was someone else in my house to blame that on....Little Man isn't old enough yet!

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  2. Isn't it great to be able to blame the kids for that stuff. Especailly if it's in a car or public place, lol.

    It will be nice when things slow down for you!

    Thanks for playing...

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  3. Woa! Back to work, good for you! I hope you like it.

    By the way, farts are STILL funny to me, and always will be :-)

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  4. It's so hard to adjust back. I hope it goes smoothly. You sound like you're having fun.

    My husband would never blame the kids - he would think it was me from the start!

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  5. it's SO important to teach your spell check a new word everyday

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  6. i wish i could be a SAHM when i have a baby..

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  7. You have my admiration, I will be joining you shortly. Adult converstation, good. Missing my baby till my heart squeezes out tears....

    You reminded me of a funny story with a "funky bathroom", I'll have to post on my blog. Tease, I know.

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  8. Too funny that Sweetie got blamed for the funk. I admit I've let other kids taken the blame for my stinkyness!

    I miss talking to you.

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  9. here you are going back to the workforce and I am slowly getting out of it. Good luck with the new job, I know you'll do great!

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  10. I was going to write something really funny here and thought better of it.

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  11. Just sooooo glad that I'm not the only one who funks up the house like that. SugarPlum must have asked ten times yesterday if Bug had a poopie diaper. Finally I had to admit, "No! It's me, okay?! I have gas. Deal with it, missy!"

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Oh come on-- the least you can do is say HELLO!! You didn't come all this way to turn around and walk away, did you? DID YOU??