Dear Little Miss,
Stay calm. You don't know who I am, and don't try to find me. I have your Coke Zero and Tiny's sweater. If you ever want to see them again, place 10 Diet Dr. Peppers in unmarked bottles and 10 bags of Yorks, (in unmarked bags too, of course) in the trash can at the end of my driveway. Do not call the cops. If you follow my instructions, you will see your Coke Zero again. If not . . . ?
P.S. Hurry, I'm drinking your Coke Zero RIGHT NOW.