Saturday, February 25, 2006

Ransom

Dear Little Miss,

Stay calm. You don't know who I am, and don't try to find me. I have your Coke Zero and Tiny's sweater. If you ever want to see them again, place 10 Diet Dr. Peppers in unmarked bottles and 10 bags of Yorks, (in unmarked bags too, of course) in the trash can at the end of my driveway. Do not call the cops. If you follow my instructions, you will see your Coke Zero again. If not . . . ?

The Burgerler

P.S. Hurry, I'm drinking your Coke Zero RIGHT NOW.

9 comments:

  1. Diet Dr. Pepper and York...hmm I wonder who it is....

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  2. i wonder who that is and why she has tiny's sweater

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  3. For all that is holy, save the Diet Coke. Sweater is optional, save the Diet Coke!!!!!!

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  4. Mandi, these people just emailed me and said that they have Bud-dah's sweater too. Please give them what they want, for the Coke Zero's sake. I think these people mean business . . .

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  5. Do you need any assistance - for all that is holy - save the Coke... don't let anything happen to it....

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  6. Turn yourself in! You have exactly 4.5 hours to correct the situation. (I leave for work at 3:45 a.m.) and my Coke Zero better be waiting for me, swaddled in Tiny's sweater.

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  7. Tell BFB to give you back your stuff!!

    :0)

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  8. ME!?! What!?! Why I would neva *said in my best southern drawl*

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Oh come on-- the least you can do is say HELLO!! You didn't come all this way to turn around and walk away, did you? DID YOU??