Dear Little Miss,
Stay calm. You don't know who I am, and don't try to find me. I have your Coke Zero and Tiny's sweater. If you ever want to see them again, place 10 Diet Dr. Peppers in unmarked bottles and 10 bags of Yorks, (in unmarked bags too, of course) in the trash can at the end of my driveway. Do not call the cops. If you follow my instructions, you will see your Coke Zero again. If not . . . ?
The Burgerler
P.S. Hurry, I'm drinking your Coke Zero RIGHT NOW.
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Diet Dr. Pepper and York...hmm I wonder who it is....
ReplyDeletetoo funny!
ReplyDeletei wonder who that is and why she has tiny's sweater
ReplyDeleteFor all that is holy, save the Diet Coke. Sweater is optional, save the Diet Coke!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMandi, these people just emailed me and said that they have Bud-dah's sweater too. Please give them what they want, for the Coke Zero's sake. I think these people mean business . . .
ReplyDeleteDo you need any assistance - for all that is holy - save the Coke... don't let anything happen to it....
ReplyDeleteTurn yourself in! You have exactly 4.5 hours to correct the situation. (I leave for work at 3:45 a.m.) and my Coke Zero better be waiting for me, swaddled in Tiny's sweater.
ReplyDeleteTell BFB to give you back your stuff!!
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ME!?! What!?! Why I would neva *said in my best southern drawl*
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