Friday, February 10, 2006

Clears My Head

I've discovered a hidden...um, talent? Thanks, JM!

When I'm having a serious conversation over the phone, I simply MUST walk around the house. And if that doesn't give me the clarity I need, then I find myself standing on a chair, or the couch, or even the table. It helps, until I realize...I am standing on a piece of furniture!


Me:
oh guess what??? i laughed so hard tonight!
JM:
why?
Me:
i was talking on the phone w/ Barefoot, and realized i was standing on the table...
then my husband looked at me like what in the hell??
JM:
that's freakin' awesome! I always stand on chairs when I talk to people, usually on one foot
Me:
i was explaining to her that I always stand on furniture when I'm on the phone, but my husband interrupted to say HE DOES THAT TOO!!! i was freaking out!!! the only other person i know of who does that--is you!
JM:
your husband stands on tables? and you didn't even know?
Me:
apparently! and we've been married for going on...eight years now!
then i left b/c the kids were being too loud, and went into my room
Me:
guess where i found myself?
JM:
on the bed
Me:
standing on my bed! i seriously busted a gut
JM:
that is too freakin' funny!


*is the weird part of this story that I didn't know my husband stands on furniture? or is it that I stand on furniture, and he didn't know it? or is that we simply STAND ON FURNITURE?!

17 comments:

  1. How can you be married 8 years and not know this? LOL.... too funny.

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  2. Just further proof that you were meant for each other, huh?

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  3. haha...i usually end up sitting on the back of the couch

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  4. So do your children stand on furniture too?

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  5. Definitly too weird that you husband stand on furniture and you didn't know. Makes you wonder if he stands on the furniture at work.

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  6. OMG! That is so cool! I stand on furniture TOO!!!! Generally it is on my bed, but I also stand on the chair, the couch, the toilet, and the side of the bath tub!!!

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  7. My hubby is a pacer, and so when my eldest is "on the phone" he paces too.

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  8. I'm a multi-tasker, I HAVE to be doing something else while I'm talking on the phone. Such as cleaning, organizing my shoe closet, or flipping through a magazine.

    BSC runs marathons while he talks on the phone. If he can't pace, he can't talk.

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  9. I think it's a little too weird ;-) I have never heard of standing on furniture!

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  10. I HAVE A DIFFERENT TAKE ON THIS ONE, JUST SHOWS YOU WHERE LIL' MISS GOT HER WARPED BRAIN......
    I THINK SHE STANDS ON FURNITURE JUST SO SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO STEP IN THE "BULL SHIT"...LOL

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  11. I stand on furniture because I have short woman's complex. Why the hell are YOU standing on it?

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  12. I'm weird...I stand on the floor. hee hee.

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  13. Ok! It's simply standing on furniture. Very strange. But hey, whatever clears your head....maybe I should try it, lol!

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  14. Hi there!

    I put you on my site. I hope you don't mind. I want people to see your site. I love your blog!

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  15. standing on furniture... who are you people?

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  16. maybe your just made for eachother, and you both tell your kids they cant do that.

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  17. okay well I have to walk and talk too when I am on the phone but have yet to stand on a chair or table while on the phone lol

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Oh come on-- the least you can do is say HELLO!! You didn't come all this way to turn around and walk away, did you? DID YOU??