Album: Road to Ruin 
I Wanna Be Sedated
Twenty - twenty - twenty four hours to go. I wanna be sedated. Nothing to do. Nowhere to go. I wanna be sedated. Just get me to the airport. And put me on a plane. Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane. I can't control my fingers. I can't control my brain. Oh no oh ho!
Now that we're all on the same page, (and you better be singing this song with me RIGHT NOW or I'm cutting you all off, every last one of you!) Apparently, I can be a bit irritable. I tried to play it off as having three kids under the age of 5, I tried to play it off as suffering from PMS, I even tried to play it off as me just being a natural born bitch.
No such luck. I need to take something each day to "take the edge off." I believe most people call that a drug problem, but my doctor calls it "medication management." If I become addicted to this drug because of my new therapist, I'm suing her for damages. Seriously! This drug is in the same classification as Valium. HELLO?! I admit that I can be a bit irritable, but I can also admit that I am a woman. Is this REALLY a problem? I guess we shall see. 24 hours to go, and then I'll be sedated.
...Singing my song and pretending to be high. Anyone want to join in?? I think it may be one hell of a ride.