Friday, February 24, 2006

Is This Really What I Want?

Ramones lyrics
Album: Road to Ruin [1978]
I Wanna Be Sedated

Twenty - twenty - twenty four hours to go. I wanna be sedated. Nothing to do. Nowhere to go. I wanna be sedated. Just get me to the airport. And put me on a plane. Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane. I can't control my fingers. I can't control my brain. Oh no oh ho!

Now that we're all on the same page, (and you better be singing this song with me RIGHT NOW or I'm cutting you all off, every last one of you!) Apparently, I can be a bit irritable. I tried to play it off as having three kids under the age of 5, I tried to play it off as suffering from PMS, I even tried to play it off as me just being a natural born bitch.


No such luck. I need to take something each day to "take the edge off." I believe most people call that a drug problem, but my doctor calls it "medication management." If I become addicted to this drug because of my new therapist, I'm suing her for damages. Seriously! This drug is in the same classification as Valium. HELLO?! I admit that I can be a bit irritable, but I can also admit that I am a woman. Is this REALLY a problem? I guess we shall see. 24 hours to go, and then I'll be sedated.


...Singing my song and pretending to be high. Anyone want to join in?? I think it may be one hell of a ride.

11 comments:

  1. I'm singing the song with you. And I am "medicated" material. But the ride is so much better when I have legal drugs. Hope they help.

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  2. It's probably totally politically incorrect to admit I'm jealous of your medication. I'm on meds (& not just the cold meds, either, which apparently are bad enough)too, but yours sound WAY better than mine! :)

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  3. medication = good. I self medicate. Why do you think I drink so much DDP? I need the the caffine. caffine = stimulant. stimulant = good for ADHA. See, all better. *off to have another glass*

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  4. Thanks...thanks a lot. Now I'll have that song in my head for the rest of the day.

    (Hope that edge dissapates soon)

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  5. ha ha ha, I'm now siging that song!

    Can you get me some of the good stuff?

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  6. you should share i need a pick me up

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  7. I was already singing the song before you demanded that I be singing the song ;-)

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  8. Ok, I am your age..... Why don't I know that song?!

    Maybe I live under a rock...or in a cave....yes, I like that better...I live in a cave.

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  9. Have Belle and Just me TEACH you how to put the song on your blog. It can be your new THEME SONG! :)

    Thanks, I had a dumb DORA song in my head... now this. (FYI. I prefer this song over DORA!)

    I want some medicine, post-prego hormones are NOT fun! GIVE ME DRUGS...

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  10. Love the song, love the drugs, love the new blog layout and love the Jack Johnson. :)

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  11. Whenever I hear this song I think of the episode of "My so Called Life" where Rayanne is supposed to sing in the band that Jordan is in...oh sorry....I was having a TV moment there!

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Oh come on-- the least you can do is say HELLO!! You didn't come all this way to turn around and walk away, did you? DID YOU??