You know it's bad (or extremely good, depending on how you look at it) when you hear the garbage truck coming down the street, realize your PILE is still under the carport, so you throw on a terry cloth bathrobe, (hair and makeup still leftover from the day before), and haul ass to the curb...
meanwhile the garbage men are bewildered yet friendly, and one guy says, "don't hurt your feet," (looking down I realize I'm not wearing any shoes, big surprise), and then he asks, "you live here with your husband?" Um, yeah, he's just at work today and we forgot to take out the garbage. "oh, (disappointed), Ok then, have a good day." and they drive off into the sunrise, headed for the great landfill beyond.
I'll take any boost to my self esteem that I can get!
; )
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ha ha ha, too funny!
ReplyDeleteyou go girl!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHow funny! Nothing like an early morning pick-up! LOL!
ReplyDeleteCOOL! You got picked up by the garbage man before you brushed your teeth even! That's AWSOME.
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ReplyDeleteIn case you were wondering I'm the one who deleted the post lol I forgot I was logged in doing some work on my daughters blog so it made it look like she posted lol. Anyway I was saying about your post. That would definately do it lol.
ReplyDeleteyou go hotty!! ha ha...and yes..he does motorcross...
ReplyDeleteat least you remembered to take the trash out I only remember when I get home and all the trash cans are empty on the street.
ReplyDeleteTake it! Take it!
ReplyDeletenice... you didn't tell him about your room clearing gas, did you? from what i've heard about dump truckers, they get off on that kind of stuff.
ReplyDeleteNice! You;re a garbage hottie ;-)
ReplyDeleteYou've still got it...
ReplyDeleteso what did i tell you always geting hit on
ReplyDeleteJeez, I'm so jealous!
ReplyDeleteDoes it mean we are adults when the whistles from the construction men do not offend us anymore???
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