When my husband calls from work, he generally puts me on speakerphone. I get that he is busy and trying to do several things at once, but I HATE being on speakerphone.
So for the 3rd time today, he calls. I answer. He has me on speakerphone. He says, "I forgot to tell you something earlier."
to which I promptly reply:
You want to HAVE SEX with me?!!
*needless to say, he picked up the phone immediately.
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I would have PAID GOOD MONEY to be in n8's office when you said that. Damn it.
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome. I would have like to seen how quickly he moved.
ReplyDeleteThat'll teach him!
ReplyDeleteSWEET! That is my pet peeve as well. I about fell out of my chair when I read that. That is awesome!
ReplyDeleteHOORAY. You SEX CAMEL!
ReplyDeleteway to go!!!
Bwahahahahaha! That is awesome! And one way to get him to take you off speakerphone ;)
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious. Next time you should say something like - Oh, honey you must not have checked the toilet after you went. It was a 2 flusher!
ReplyDeleteKudos to you!
That is hilarious! Next time announce that the doctor called and that his "rash" is extremely contagious...ha ha.
ReplyDeletestill a lurker...but your posts crack me up! I read this one to my sister and she almost peed her pants laughing...
ReplyDeleteNice work, Little Miss.
Your little girl is adorable, and the poor little red mark on her face...sigh...feel better, sweets.
I came to see the pretty people kiss! Ahh, there you are. What are you standing in front of?
ReplyDeleteWhen I lived it LA there was a radio contest called "Spousal Arousal" They would have you call your spouse at work and try to talk them into coming home immediately for, well, you know. They would give you a prize if you could convince them! It was good fun.
I love you.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, Seriously, LOVE YOU.
P.S.
I owe you an email!
Fool proof, love it!
ReplyDeleteYeah! Now THAT is great and SO something I would do.
ReplyDeleteI think my guy is afraid to EVER have me in a position to potentially speak to the masses, lol!!
Trav has reverted to warning me I am on speakerphone...
ReplyDeleteMe: "Hello?"
Trav: "You're on speakerphone."
Me: "Does that mean I shouldn't say anthing vulgar? Damn."
I might have to try this one sometime.