When my husband calls from work, he generally puts me on speakerphone. I get that he is busy and trying to do several things at once, but I HATE being on speakerphone.
So for the 3rd time today, he calls. I answer. He has me on speakerphone. He says, "I forgot to tell you something earlier."
to which I promptly reply:
You want to HAVE SEX with me?!!
*needless to say, he picked up the phone immediately.