Friday, June 22, 2007

A Boy's Gotta Learn Some Time...

Is it wrong to blog about my son discovering "shrinkage"?! Well, I think Erika said it best when she said, all is fair in parenting and blogging.


We just got back from the pool when I told miles he needed to go potty. He pulled down his swimming trunks and laughed!

"hey mommy!! mommy!! look!! look!! my penis got fat!!!"

(and impressed that he learned something new, I giggled and said, yes, Bud-duh, that's what happens when you go swimming and the water is cold--)

He laughed some more and said, "hey mommy!! my penis has water in it!! And that makes it fat!! hahhahaaa!!!"

(um, not exactly son...but we'll save THAT talk for another day! Like-- the day you get married!!)


  1. just let his wife explain it

  2. Boys are so fascinated with their junk from day one. As soon as Nathan can get his little hands down there, it's his favorite play thing. Boys are gross!

  3. That's so funny. When he's older you'll have to have him watch the Seinfield episode where George is caught changing, and a women walks in on him, looks down laughs then walks out. He yells to her "I WAS IN THE POOL!" Too funny!

  4. I don't WANT to have a boy... I don't WANT to talk about stuff like this with my son... you can't make me. I'm having him call you... when he brings stuff up like this! SAVE ME!


Oh come on-- the least you can do is say HELLO!! You didn't come all this way to turn around and walk away, did you? DID YOU??