Wednesday, September 27, 2006

My Pretty, Pretty Ballerina



Just SHAT ALL OVER her PRETTY, PRETTY BALLET CLOTHES, and then let it drip onto her PRETTY, PRETTY BALLET SHOES.
She rode home from class on a stack of newspapers and junkmail
(I should mark it "return to sender"! HA!)



*I picked her up just before realizing WHAT had happened, so you can add SHAT on MY pants and on MY shirt to the list.

**And yes, I said "shat"! (somehow "she pooed on my clothes" doesn't give you the FULL effect!) So leave your "i told you so" comments somewhere else because after the day I've had, they are NOT welcome here!

15 comments:

  1. Last time I checked........ SHAT... was NOT a swear word!

    I'm sorry. I'm glad you took pictures though!!!

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  2. oh, i am so sorry. i don't think i have had that happen to me (yet). i was so excited looking at the first picture and then was in disbelief when I hit the second part.

    i am so sorry, i hope you have a better day tomorrow!

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  3. First of all - the start of this post, separated by the sweet pic - and then what happened next made me laugh so loud I woke Faith AND Nathan up.

    Yeah, shat isn't a curse word. But I think shit is?? Eh HEM!

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  4. ACK! EEK!

    WORST NIGHTMARE (Well...not really, but CLOSE!)

    I cannot even say the "P" word. Excrement is about as close as I come!

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  5. I'm with ms. jae, glad you took pictures... Laughed my ass though.

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  6. All ready to read a sweet post about your darling....then BAM!

    Not so sweet! Utterly disgusting.

    Thanks for grossing me out with the laundry pics! Nice touch!

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  7. I just LOVE that you posted pics of the horror. Why should you have to suffer alone when you can make the blogging world suffer with you? Classic!

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  8. i have not yet had a child sh*t on me, but plenty of pee stories... "Oh! Yeah! Teagan! Come give me a hug!" Little do I know, Tegan is now covered in pee and that is why she is standing alone.

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  9. SHAT HAPPENS!

    HA! I am SO FUNNY!

    (SERIOUSLY, I am laughing so hard I am having a hard time muffling it and not disrupting my coworkers.)

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  10. It's a good day when you take your kid home naked. Good indeed. Good luck with the laundry.

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  11. Oh man - that's not fun at all. Sorry it happened, but so glad it didn't happen to me!

    **DUCKING as I leave the room***

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  12. Oh man! I've had that kind of CRAP happen to me :0) It's not fun. At least it wasn't a spray of newborn projectile poop coming towards your face. Thats always a fun time. Here's to SHITS AND GIGGLES.

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  13. Pink and brown go nicely together, don't you know that?

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  14. i almost shat myself the other day when i picked up my cat from the groomers. i had asked them to shave her... i don't think she'll ever recover. oh well, when i wake up in the morning and the first thing i see is her shaved, drunk-budda-body, i laugh.

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  15. Oh, poor poopy ballerina and poor poopy you.

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Oh come on-- the least you can do is say HELLO!! You didn't come all this way to turn around and walk away, did you? DID YOU??