Wednesday, September 27, 2006
My Pretty, Pretty Ballerina
Just SHAT ALL OVER her PRETTY, PRETTY BALLET CLOTHES, and then let it drip onto her PRETTY, PRETTY BALLET SHOES.
She rode home from class on a stack of newspapers and junkmail
(I should mark it "return to sender"! HA!)
*I picked her up just before realizing WHAT had happened, so you can add SHAT on MY pants and on MY shirt to the list.
**And yes, I said "shat"! (somehow "she pooed on my clothes" doesn't give you the FULL effect!) So leave your "i told you so" comments somewhere else because after the day I've had, they are NOT welcome here!