Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Oh Happy Day!

Today is the day Ms. Jae gave birth to her little boy. Weighing in at 8 lbs. 4 oz...he's a little chunk. He was welcomed by his mommy, daddy, and big sister earlier today.

Join me as we congratulate her on saying GOODBYE...goodbye to heartburn, goodbye to the belly, goodbye to peeing your pants when you laugh, sneeze, jump, or cough,
goodbye to having tiny little feet poking your ribcage, goodbye to puking up your toenails, goodbye to not knowing if your water broke or you just wet your panties a little bit, goodbye to anticipating the day of labor and not knowing when the hell it will happen, goodbye to the emotional rollercoaster of pregnancy-induced hormones, goodbye to having no clothes that fit, goodbye to doggie-style as the ONLY manageable way, goodbye to middle of the night cravings, goodbye to the nesting phase, goodbye to ligament pain, and goodbye to pregnancy as of 11:50 a.m. on January 31, 2006!

And say, "HELLO sweet little boy!"
(insert new picture here...seeing as how i don't have one yet, use your imagination. I am sure he is an absolute angel because I'm already in love with him!)

13 comments:

  1. aw yeah she had her baby, i bet he is soo cute. are you ganna go so him?

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  2. Welcome little one. I'm sure you have made your parents proud. I'm so glad all went well. :)

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  3. How fun. A new baby. Hello sleepless night and goodbye sleeping on your left side because laying the other way makes your leg numb.

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  4. Well first, Congrats to them. Second, that is the BEST description of pregnancy I have ever heard!

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  5. Happy Birthday Baby Boy, and Congrats Mom for making it through the pregnancy!!!!

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  6. yep, welcome, welcome, welcome, now big sister, get to work on poking him and letting him know where he really stands

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  7. Congratulations to them! Is that her in the picture there? That is a great picture!

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  8. I love that picutre of Ms. Jae! So cute! And that description of pregnency (insert crickets)... doggy-style as the only way? Yea so I never really thought about THAT!

    I can't wait to see pictures!

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  9. Thank you for the birth-control blog.

    Happy birthday to the little one!

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  10. We are so excited to add little Ty Porter to our family! I can hardly wait to hear about the first time he pees on one of his parents! (Hey, guess what? He's not NAKED anymore!) I FINALLY got some pictures this morning, and the email said more were coming. (Check your email Little Miss, you were on there too!) This was a great post!

    Aunt Sa
    (That's what Aspen calls me! SO CUTE!)

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  11. Yes, that's ms. jae! Isn't she a beautiful mama?! It's my absolute favorite picture!

    Sorry about the public display of birth control, but that's why we are saying GOOD BYE!!

    and aunt sa, can you believe he was naked for 9 months?!! now he has diapers, onesies, birp clothes, hats, blankets, and little hand gloves! Poor little guy had GOT to be wondering what in the HELL is going on! LOL

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  12. What?!? THAT'S Ms. Jae? All this time I thought she was a giant daisy, that lying bitch! Just goes to show you can't trust anyone on the internet.

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Oh come on-- the least you can do is say HELLO!! You didn't come all this way to turn around and walk away, did you? DID YOU??