My little boy (who will be three this month and has not yet attempted potty training) is truly a one man show. Not only will he answer his own questions, but he'll carry on a conversation by himself from the back seat. We call him Bud-uh, (not Buddha, but "bud" as in buddy and "duh" as in bubb-ah, my daughter kept getting buddy and bubba mixed up, so the nickname Bud-uh evolved!)
Anyway, while at grandma and grandpa's house for Christmas, my little bud-uh boy was about to get in the tub and (consequently) was completely naked. He was waiting patiently until my husband heard a panic in his voice, "daddy, I farted and I spilled!"
...to which my husband looked down, and he had peed on the floor! L.M.A.O.!!
the sweet part of this story? He was so incredibly confused by the realization of this newfound bodily function; he just stared down at the puddle on the floor with a look of amazement on his face..."k, i have clothes on, i fart, i'm ok. i have no clothes on, i fart, and i spill...hmmm"
p.s. someone googled "poopie diaper" and found my blog.
HOW PROUD AM I?! Rock on!
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buduh... as in "a loaf of bread and a pound of budda" ??? :)
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It's kind of scarry what words lead people to our blogs!
That is hysterical. I spilled, lol! He would really flip out if he farted and pooped.
ReplyDeleteVery funny. Man, I just love kids!!
K - Why did you not tell me that while I was at work, I need a good laugh inbetween the "A" drama. Too freakin' funny.
ReplyDeleteI agree with lady luck, this is prime girlfriend sharing material!
ReplyDeletethat's so funny!! i don't recall my girl having that problem! ;-)~
ReplyDeleteMy New Blog!
man... i don't know how you do it.
ReplyDeleteI so thought he meant he pooped! Pee I can deal with, poop I really like to be under a controlled situation. I so know I am going to not get my way on this and soon someday Syd will be painting with it. I so hope Daddy is home and I still at work when this happens!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's so cute!
ReplyDeleteYou should have said:
No son, you didn't leak, you TOOK a leak.
Teach them proper speak early.
What a laugh! HA! Well, since both of our sons are turning three this month and neither of them are potty trained...I don't feel so bad. Glad to be in the boat with you...
ReplyDeletelol. what a cute boy your son is ;) talks to himself, huh. i used to carry on conversations with myself when i was younger as well ;)
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was a little ascared to read further than the "I farted and I spilled" line.
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious! Oh man, the discoveries you can make as a small child :-D
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the the "poopy diaper" directory - others of us can only hope....
ReplyDeleteYour little bud-duh (which I love) sounds precious and hilarious!
LOL... Love it - missed your events lately - thanks for finding me...
ReplyDeleteNow I have some catching up to do...
ROFLMAO.. Thank you.. i needed that. How HIL A RIOUS.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm glad nobody can google me. Um. THAT would be interesting (to say the least)