My little boy (who will be three this month and has not yet attempted potty training) is truly a one man show. Not only will he answer his own questions, but he'll carry on a conversation by himself from the back seat. We call him Bud-uh, (not Buddha, but "bud" as in buddy and "duh" as in bubb-ah, my daughter kept getting buddy and bubba mixed up, so the nickname Bud-uh evolved!)
Anyway, while at grandma and grandpa's house for Christmas, my little bud-uh boy was about to get in the tub and (consequently) was completely naked. He was waiting patiently until my husband heard a panic in his voice, "daddy, I farted and I spilled!"
...to which my husband looked down, and he had peed on the floor! L.M.A.O.!!
the sweet part of this story? He was so incredibly confused by the realization of this newfound bodily function; he just stared down at the puddle on the floor with a look of amazement on his face..."k, i have clothes on, i fart, i'm ok. i have no clothes on, i fart, and i spill...hmmm"
p.s. someone googled "poopie diaper" and found my blog.
HOW PROUD AM I?! Rock on!