I heard I could buy an overstuffed chair for the dog at Costco (seeing as how she always likes to sit on the couch because she can then use the back to support her body all curled up in a little ball)...so I was surfing Costco.com to find said chair. I found it. Adorable and less than $50!! Not bad. Before I checked out though, I noticed all of the search icons at the top of the screen...particularly to the left side of the website...
What's new...Appliances...Auto...Funerals...Furniture...Gifts and Tickets...
WAIT!! DID THAT JUST SAY FUNERALS?? Ummm, yes. Yes it did.
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Go ahead, see for yourself. If you or a loved one dies, tell the others to go cheap and buy in bulk. Perhaps you could also let the mob in on that little secret, might save them a pretty penny or two when trying to dispose of the bodies.
-seriously? a casket from Costco?...S & H charges are covered in the cost, how thoughtful...why not just purchase mine now and store it out back until the time is right to receive my great reward?...we don't have enough furniture in this house, HELL, why not make it part of the sitting room?! Guests will LOVE the idea...wtf?? I need to go to bed.
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I think this is an excellent idea. N8 should get right on it, what with the pace maker incident and all. I'm just saying, why not be prepared? It works for the boy scouts right?
ReplyDeleteYou didn't know that? We don't have Costco in Oklahoma and we have special laws about who can sell them in this state (weird, i know) but I had seen that you could get castkets at Costco.
ReplyDeleteI think it's so funny you can buy caskets online. I wonder how long it takes to ship. Because if you order it when your loved one kicks it then it takes 2 weeks to deliver, you have quite a mess on your hands.
ReplyDeleteWTF is right!
ReplyDeleteSO... do they deliver it to your doorstep? and your just supposed to find someone to haul it to the funeral home?
SICK... I hate death!
HAHA. I saw that the other day, too. I saw you could buy a house, flooring, furniture, a car, and a funeral. Man, alive. Bulk everything is right.
ReplyDeleteWe should buy a coffin and then have pretend funerals where we all take turns laying in there and everyne else says sweet things about us and then we can choose the opportune moment to jump up and scream and scare the mourners.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I put a picture of you on my blog. And I want those super sexy pictures we took yesterday. You looked so freaking ravishing!!
I read this, but it was during my Gilmore Girls festival and could pry my pathetic eyes off the screen.
ReplyDeleteTHE CASKET THING IS KILLING ME!
Oh, and I totally miss you. Are you coming back to Utah this year??
AND? I get to meet Erika! SQUEE!
Do you get to go to LA for Mardi Gras today?
ReplyDeletenope, but she does get to come for V-Day weekend. whoot.
ReplyDeleteyea... but if the price is still too high.. there's always the URN.
ReplyDeletesign me up for THAT, by the way.
Wow you can get everything at Costco these days! That's why I love it!
ReplyDeleteOkay it's time for a new post....
ReplyDeleteIF I BUY YOU A DAMN CASKET... WILL YOU PLEASE POST AGAIN?
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