Hang in there! We know how you're feeling....(Not that my trite little comment, actually helps or anything...wish it would!)
K. I think it's funny too. (Sorry) Um... You need DESSERT! Eat cake EVERY DAY until her Birthday!
Can we have her cake early then?
Oh, the things I have to look forward to.
Coke zero. And chocolate. By the handfull.
I had all kinds of suggestions, but noooooooo, I don't think you're really as serious about this as you pretend to be.
Oh come on-- the least you can do is say HELLO!! You didn't come all this way to turn around and walk away, did you? DID YOU??