Barefoot says:
The girl cherub's nose is bleeding and the boy cherub is crying because she won't play with him. Selfish bitch
Little Miss says:
her nose was bleeding at our house the other night. what's up with that? just dry weather?
Barefoot says:
she has bad allergies, dr. gave us zyertec, but I never remember to give it to her. I suck
Little Miss says:
just wondering...do you spend most of your day trying to ignore your children like I do? or do you actually sit down and play games with them? and do art work together?
Barefoot says:
ignoring or hiding
Little Miss says:
what's the norm?
Barefoot says:
depends on who you ask
Little Miss says:
i knew you were going to say that.
Barefoot says:
yep, and the boy cherub is now singing about the girl cherub's nose bleed
Little Miss says:
I wonder how bad I suck. Maybe I need a mom-suck-o-meter to keep me on track
Barefoot says:
I just don't go there, I know it's bad
Little Miss says:
go where? actually getting involved with your kids daily activities? or sucking?
Barefoot says:
my level of suck-i-ness
Little Miss says:
i mean, like right now, Sweetie is still coloring at the table, Tiny's still napping...and i'm still right where i left them an hour ago. Am I the only mom who does this?
Barefoot says:
nope, I do it to
Little Miss says:
k, good, so long as my *BFF goes to hell with me...
Little Miss says:
i just don't want to be alone
Barefoot says:
cheif greeter, I tell you
*you'll have to ask Barefoot for what her version of this acronym means!
I deny I ever actually said any of those things, in fact I think Mandi made it up. But for the record, BFF = barefoot fuck up.
ReplyDeleteyou're right, you never said them.
ReplyDeletejust typed them, and thanks for clearing that up for the rest of us!
I think my BFK and I have actually had this conversation last night on the phone...lol
ReplyDeleteIt's rare I actually get down on the floor and play with them > It's hard when you have a gazillion other things to do at the same time! Usually I stick Gianna in the playpen and turn on Barney so I can do whatever it is I have to do. Hubby went to lay down after dinner because he didn't feel well. After I bathed the children and put the little one to bed I actually read to Hailee. i cant tell you the last time I did that! I wonder what my house would look like if I didn't say "Not right now" everytime Hailee asked me to play with her. I don't think I made any sense just now. Oh well, I blame ovulation :0)
ReplyDeleteI feel the same way too...
ReplyDeleteRaising hand.. I do that. :-)
ReplyDeleteI hope you all had a fabulous holiday!!
ReplyDeleteoh Ms. Jae, you miss understand, we're not cleaning either, we're playing online. Can you say losser mommies?
ReplyDeleteUm, Save a spot for me in hell.
ReplyDelete(sheepishly raises hand)
ReplyDeletei am soooo guilty. hey, watching your mommy read blogs is better than daycare...
LOL @ the denial and BFF finally defined.
ReplyDeletehope you had a wonderful holiday!!!
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