Thursday, September 22, 2005

Mom, She Won't Leave Me Alone!


Rita! You are a bitch. (man, I've waited a long time to say that!) There must be some storm deity out there just toying with us.


I can see it now, Heavenly Storm Mother, her voice like piercing winds howling at her little storm shits:"Katrina, stop pouring water out of the tub! People are dying! and Rita, watch where you step! That'll leave a stinch for hundreds of miles!"

Meanwhile the girls are in the back yelling, "Mom! Are we there yet?! I can almost taste the oil refineries!," or (my personal favorite), "Mom! Pull over, I think I just shit all over the Gulf Coast!"

LEAVE US ALONE!
~to those in the storm's direct path, my thoughts and prayers are with you.
we will all be here waiting to help you put your lives back together, i promise.

8 comments:

  1. I don't know how much more of this I can take. But at least our good Dr. is going to get to see the fun up close and personal this time.

    Mandi, did you really bring him in to save me from the impending break down? It was really sweet of you to put all the 'to help the evacuee's' line in there, thanks.

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  2. yeah these hurricanes are bitches! Have you noticed that all the bad hurricanes this season have been female names... coinsidence?

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  3. that's because all the male hurricanes are too damn lazy to do anything destructive. they'd rather just sit and watch football.

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  4. My thoughts and prayers are with all of you too! I keep trying to think of what Gods plan is in all of this. I guess one day we'll find out:0) Keep safe:0)HUGS

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  5. Don't you have ENOUGH hurricanes named RITA in your life already? It does feel good to call Rita a Bitch! (very freeing!)

    Come back to Iowa and leave the hurricanes behind.

    I love the LAZY BOY'S comment! True, why would they cause something to happen, when the girls will just do it all?

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  6. seriously... good luck with this one. i can't imagine being there right now.... ugh!

    god bless. let us know if you need us to do anything to help.

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  7. Not trying to make lite of the sit. but your post was very funny. But my prayers are with everyone on the gulf coast as well and this line "we will all be here waiting to help you put your lives back together, i promise." so touching.

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Oh come on-- the least you can do is say HELLO!! You didn't come all this way to turn around and walk away, did you? DID YOU??