I have been babysitting my friend's rug rats, 2 year old boy and 9 month old girl, since Saturday. It's been fun. The baby LOVES to snuggle and the boy is your typical "scream, run, and destroy" hyped up little man. They crack us up.
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I burned myself making cookies yesterday. I know it takes quite a bit of talent to burn your left arm while holding a HOT tray of freshly baked cookies with your right, but search no further. I am up for the Darwin Awards soon, I can feel it.
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Buddah has stayed dry for going on THREE days now!! But come to think of it, he has yet to poop. OH MY GOSH! My child hasn't pooped since Saturday. Wow, he must really hate the idea of pooping in a potty (something he hasn't ever done). And when did the toilet become a potty? hmmm?
Tiny on the other hand goes all by herself, flushes, washes, then brings me the treat jar for a piece of candy. Little miss independent is ready to take over the world. Except for one, teensy weensy little problem...she has a gag reflex like no other. I cannot change the babies' diapers around her because her eyes water and she starts gagging; this awful noise coming from her gut scares me into yelling "TINY! go in the other room! I'm already cleaning up crap, I do NOT need to clean up puke as well!" Then I laugh because who says that?!
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Speaking of which, I have discovered some funny sounding words. Blockbuster for example. Say it a few times. It's weird. [blok-buhs-ter] Blockbuster. Or how about this word: Penis. That is a very funny sounding word. [pee-nis] Penis. I have to say it over and over to my four year old, and after a while, it sounds VERY WEIRD.
Just want to know how you burnt you arm "there" baking cookies!
ReplyDeleteI love random posts too. Sounds like a house full hope you survive.
Ok, I'm sitting at my desk saying these words over and over and over. My kids are looking at me like I need medication and are asking "WHAT are you doing??"
ReplyDeleteWow, the TOP of you arm? The tops of my hands look like I've been in a torture camp for that very reason, but the ARM?? LOL!!
Yay for your big guy!!
That takes some mad skills to burn yourself there. Although I remember burning my left boob once. Penis is a great word...my husband's favorite. In fact, his very mature friends spelled it out with whipped cream in the back of his truck the day we got married.
ReplyDeleteI have always thought "Pink" was a freaky word.
ReplyDeleteYour poor arm. That must totally be "OW"
Oh Little Miss! I have missed reading your blogs. Are you coming to Tulsa again anytime soon?!
ReplyDeleteSince I haven't read your blog in like 3 weeks.....I don't have time to comment on them all. So we will just do the most current.
Congrats on the potty training.
Other words that are funny to say that my sister and I joke about often: bacon and curtain! :)