Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Missing!

I lost my temper. If anyone sees it please notify the authorities immediately! Suspect considered armed and VERY dangerous, please approach with caution. Suspect last seen speeding out of control when milk spilled all over the kids' bed.

Reward being offered--my friends, family, and the general public are suffering.

5 comments:

  1. It's probably with my bosses.. but hopefully yours will come back!

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  2. So so sorry!

    You need a margarita. I bet it's hiding with the booze.

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  3. They always say don't cry over spilled milk, but no one says you can't yell, scream, and stomp your feet.

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  4. your children and husband and everything like that killed it. Its not not missing its dead its ok i still love you

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  5. Suspect has now taken a hostage, and could reproduce more hostile take overs soon. Mine is gone with yours.

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Oh come on-- the least you can do is say HELLO!! You didn't come all this way to turn around and walk away, did you? DID YOU??