I lost my temper. If anyone sees it please notify the authorities immediately! Suspect considered armed and VERY dangerous, please approach with caution. Suspect last seen speeding out of control when milk spilled all over the kids' bed.
Reward being offered--my friends, family, and the general public are suffering.
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It's probably with my bosses.. but hopefully yours will come back!
ReplyDeleteSo so sorry!
ReplyDeleteYou need a margarita. I bet it's hiding with the booze.
They always say don't cry over spilled milk, but no one says you can't yell, scream, and stomp your feet.
ReplyDeleteyour children and husband and everything like that killed it. Its not not missing its dead its ok i still love you
ReplyDeleteSuspect has now taken a hostage, and could reproduce more hostile take overs soon. Mine is gone with yours.
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