shout out to mrs. flinger
I daydream all sorts of horrific things in the hope that bad things always happen "so unexpectedly" that I never would have imagined such a tragedy--but ah ha! i've discovered a way to foil fate! because guess what?! I expected it! therefore, it won't happen. It can't happen! I should really patent and sell this stuff. fate in a bottle! name your price (i'm desperate).
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I daydream all sorts of horrific things in the hope that bad things always happen "so unexpectedly" that I never would have imagined such a tragedy--but ah ha! i've discovered a way to foil fate! because guess what?! I expected it! therefore, it won't happen. It can't happen! I should really patent and sell this stuff. fate in a bottle! name your price (i'm desperate).
idea Copyright 2006
House Update:
Selling a house sucks. Buying a house sucks even more. Try doing both in less than eight weeks and moving out of state. It will be a miracle if we get through this shit.
Oh, jeezus. Moving is by far the most horrific thing evah. I do like the idea, though. I'll trick fate into thinking I won't find a place to live! HA! Take that mofo fate!
ReplyDeleteAnd, btw: nobody on my blog knows this because some :; ahem :: people at work read but we're moving out of state soon, too. And a house? forgehtaboutit! a place to live? HAHAHA!
We're packing up our cardboard box. Like I said. It's horrific.
(And thanks for the shoutout, luv)
Here is hoping all goes smoother for you!!
ReplyDeleteOh, the buying and selling! It ALL blows. Good luck and hang on to your sanity. :):)
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