I am so relieved!
To my utter suprise, I surfed the crimson wave this morning. As anyone with three children in under four years would understand, I have been either pregnant or nursing for the past four years...so this comes as quite a welcomed surprise. Let me explain.
My children have been so completely rotten lately that I've needed anger management courses, though it's too expensive so I had to find other ways to vent my frustrations (like jumping online to escape the reality of screaming babies), and I felt like THAT wasn't working so perhaps I needed to be on some type of medication, Prozac maybe, or perhaps I needed more sleep, or I wasn't eating right, or my children are sick and just can't tell me that their ears ache, or maybe they REALLY are the spawn of the devil. I just didn't know!
So this morning when I realized that I started my period...oh happy day! It was all just PMS!
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Damn, that's what I love about you! You will cross lines that even I won't. But maybe now I will.
ReplyDeleteWhat?! You have lines??
ReplyDelete1st time in dis blog. u hav a nice blog.
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear you won't be selling your kids to the black market to keep your sanity.
ReplyDeleteNot me, I was hoping we could do it together. It's so much more meaningful that way.
ReplyDeleteand yes, I have lines, they are just in weird places.
ReplyDeletethought so. it must be hard to cross a line that even Erika won't! (kudos to me)--enter sadistic laugh here!
ReplyDeleteI know that feeling soooo well.
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