Tuesday, June 21, 2005

It's Just PMS

I am so relieved!

To my utter suprise, I surfed the crimson wave this morning. As anyone with three children in under four years would understand, I have been either pregnant or nursing for the past four years...so this comes as quite a welcomed surprise. Let me explain.

My children have been so completely rotten lately that I've needed anger management courses, though it's too expensive so I had to find other ways to vent my frustrations (like jumping online to escape the reality of screaming babies), and I felt like THAT wasn't working so perhaps I needed to be on some type of medication, Prozac maybe, or perhaps I needed more sleep, or I wasn't eating right, or my children are sick and just can't tell me that their ears ache, or maybe they REALLY are the spawn of the devil. I just didn't know!

So this morning when I realized that I started my period...oh happy day! It was all just PMS!

9 comments:

  1. Damn, that's what I love about you! You will cross lines that even I won't. But maybe now I will.

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  2. What?! You have lines??

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  3. 1st time in dis blog. u hav a nice blog.

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  4. Glad to hear you won't be selling your kids to the black market to keep your sanity.

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  5. Not me, I was hoping we could do it together. It's so much more meaningful that way.

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  6. and yes, I have lines, they are just in weird places.

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  7. I can attest that Erika does indeed have lines: tanlines! And she only has those because of those tyrannical lifeguards at the YMCA!

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  8. thought so. it must be hard to cross a line that even Erika won't! (kudos to me)--enter sadistic laugh here!

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  9. I know that feeling soooo well.

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Oh come on-- the least you can do is say HELLO!! You didn't come all this way to turn around and walk away, did you? DID YOU??