Funny conversation today:
discussing toys with my friend,--(speak up if you wish)--
and somehow she brought up the fact that her Barbie dolls always ended up doing naughty things when they got together!
(light bulb moment)
MINE TOO!! Why is that?! Somehow Barbie was always naked and Ken was on top (fully clothed, go figure)--but that's probably the TRUE reason my husband won't allow Barbies in the house, not that they promote unhealthy body types with big boobs but the fact that they have SEX every chance they get!! Naughty, naughty toys.
*btw, apparently my friend and I are not alone in this-- Just googling for this picture brought up some horrible websites. (and NO--I did not include the words "naughty" or "sex"--I do have some smidgen of decency thank.you.very.much)
That's it- Barbie's out. She's an absolute whore and a disgraceful representative of women everywhere. I'm voting her off the Island.
Um, hello...My name is Sleeping Mommy and my barbie dolls did the nasty naked when I was a kid too.
ReplyDeleteYes, my name is LoriLoo and my Barbies did dirty things with Ken ... who by the way NEVER had underwear on. So many Barbies, only one Ken.
ReplyDeleteGuilty as charged. All my Barbie's were nymphos.
ReplyDeleteI don't remember!
ReplyDeleteI do remember thinking that barbie had an AWESOME RACK though! I want to be barbie when I grow up! :0)
Oh my GOSH! I didn't realize the epidemic was this widespread!!! Geez, I'm glad now I didn't have a Skipper doll, Ken would ahve been a pedophile as well as a nympho!!
ReplyDeleteI shaved my Barbie's head and she joined the army. I sooo got my ars kicked for that one. But nope, no sex.
ReplyDeletewow -- here I thought I was the only one who had this childhood problem. Turns out everyone else is a sicko like me.
ReplyDeleteohhhhh that brings back memories of barbie and ken lol
ReplyDeleteWhy do you think there are so many Barbies?!
ReplyDeleteThe one Ken doll got tired of doing just one...he wanted a variety!
(Maybe THAT is why they are divorced now...... Hmmmm!)
Mine were totally doing it!
hmmm Tink's barbies never have any clothes on....
ReplyDeleteHeck, I totally remember barbies on top of each other, it's a good thing I only had one barbie growing up, I didn't get to play that way.
ReplyDeleteMy Barbies too! I was convinced that Barbie should go on top cause Ken was too heavy for her and Maria thought that he should go on top. Naughty Barbie!
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